As a note to mankind, if you ever suggest going out for lunch from that moment on you are responsible for the food intake of the female in question. Even if it is decided you are not going to go out to lunch because nothing sounds appetizing. You are still responsible for having lunch ready when she arrives at your apartment. This is even true even if you stipulate that you will just grab something at the store instead. This statement actually means you are grabbing something for both of you. To further this situation if you don’t feel you are in a deep enough whole bring up a story about how you were talking to your co-worker about how you have been dating the female in question for two years. Then continue the story by mentioning that when you walked away from the coworker you “realized” you had only been dating for one year. Then have her look at you, and say “we have been dating for two years”. Then if you really like deep dark wholes, argue whole hardily that it has only been one year until you reach the conclusion that it has actually been two.

Love you Steph <3